Manscaping. It’s important. If you ever want a chick to go down on you – you better make sure she won’t end up flossing with your pubes. Besides… trees look taller in a meadow than they do in a forest.

Besides… a little personal grooming is a golden opportunity to incorporate some CBT into your life!

I am of course talking about the dreaded wax strip.

Just for funsies head over to youtube.com and type in “wax strip prank”. Watch a few of the videos

I have basically surmised when it comes to waxing… men are absolute pussies!!! I’ve been waxing my legs, pits, and naughty bits for a well over a decade. Sure it stings… but these guys carry on like it is pure agony. Those videos of the men in pain make me laugh so hard my sides hurt. Clearly waxing is a bad idea for dudes.

So OF COURSE I am going to make you do it on your balls.

This is a great challenge for our Sissy Pain Sluts, who should be kept smooth at all times, but will provide a nice bit of torment for the non sissy readers as well. Head into the health and beauty section the next time you are at the store, grab a box of wax strips, head home, slap them on those balls, then take a deep breath and RIP the sucker off.

How’s that for some CBT?