Wax on! Wax off!

by | Aug 7, 2017 | CBT, Uncategorized

Manscaping. It’s important. If you ever want a chick to go down on you – you better make sure she won’t end up flossing with your pubes. Besides… trees look taller in a meadow than they do in a forest. Besides… a little personal grooming...

CBT Workouts

by | Sep 22, 2016 | CBT

CBT and works outs go hand in hand with one another! No pain, no gain, amIrite??? Here are some work-out themed CBT games that I love to make my pets play: Squat Jumps: Tie a weight to your balls, squat down so the weight is resting on the floor, on the count of three...

Let’s Go For a (Very Painful) Walk!!!

by | Jul 23, 2016 | CBT

So. Pokemon have apparently taken over the world. Everyone is out walking around catching their favorite imaginary monsters. Hey, kudos to Nintendo and Niantic. They’ve done in 1 free app what Michelle Obama has tried to do for 8 years – get people out and...

Lemons and Steel Wool – A CBT How To

by | May 13, 2016 | CBT

Steel Yourself. Life is about to give you lemons and I have a much better idea then making lemonade with them. A painful, stingy, CBT idea. Ms. Lilly and I love using normal every day items you find around the house to torment our little pain sluts. The reason is...