Every once in a while, you’ll come across the phrase where someone claims they’ll “introduce you to a whole new world of pain”…

There are few occasions when that statement is as accurate as when it’s applied to Napalm Lube. This is an extreme recipe, straight from my dark little Sadistic heart. It is designed to burn in multiple ways, with a fire that only grows more intense & seems to feed itself off the misery of your cock and balls as they’re wracked with searing agony. It’s half-life (aka: the amount of time it will continue burning before you’re able to perceive any lessening of the hellish torment) is equally brutal.

To get the full effect of Napalm Lube: thoroughly chafe your shaft and sack with sandpaper, steel wool, or a toothbrush until the entire surface is glowing a nice bright pink or red.

Use caution and make sure the first time you experiment with this diabolical method of CBT that you have a cup of plain yogurt on stand by to dunk your cock in,  as well as easy access to a sink or shower. Do NOT touch your face, and especially avoid contact with the eyes, until after you have thoroughly washed and rinsed your hands (several times).

Napalm Lube Recipe:

The one, the only, the hell borne scourge

• Tooth Paste
• Hot Sauce
• Icy Hot
• Salt
• Rubbing Alcohol or Spirits
• Lemon Juice
• Cayenne or Habanero Powder
• Normal Lube (Optional for dilution)

Brace yourselves my little pain slut bitches, & abandon hope all ye who’ve read what’s here. If you subject yourself to Napalm Lube, you’ll feel like you dipped your dick in the Lake of Fire.

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