Want to SPICE things up in the bedroom? Craving some HOT sexy times? Need to feel the BURNING passion?

Then what you really need is to whip out the hot sauce and lube up! Slide those fingers up and down your cock, rubbing that sauce in. Feel the tingle grow warmer and warmer until you are breaking a sweat and experiencing some real pain. Keep going. Reapply as needed. Start with a classic wing sauce and work your way up to those crazy carolina reaper sauces! For extra sting – use a toothbrush and gently buff your skin, chaffing it up a little and making it just a bit tender.

Pro Tip: If the burning sensation is too much for you and you need to wimp out, water isn’t going to help. What you will want to slather on instead is a big heaping scoop of yogurt or sour cream.

Have fun pets!